Believe it or not I dreamt this up the other night and woke up laughing. If this winds up in an e-mail chain, someone stole it from me and I curse their armpits with a thousand fleas.
So in the Bible, Lot's wife got turned to salt right? That tells me she was white, you know...standard...salt, ok so bearing that in mind, what if he was married to a black chick.
Obviously she would've been turned into pepper.
Going on that tangent...married to a latina woman...Adobo!
A chinese woman...Duck sauce! That bitch woulda been TASTY!
married to an italian woman...Oregano!
married to a Jew...duck sauce...all they eat (NY Jews) is Chinese food anyway.
married to an Indian woman...Curry powder.
married to a Jamaican woman...weed.
married to an Irish woman...potatoes.
married to a Russian woman...vodka, yes a pillar of vodka. Fuckit, its the Bible...anything goes.
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